JIN: *controls traffic with his traffic dance*
RAP MONSTER: you can’t bring this jam onto the plane *throws jam away* you got no jams
V: I think I’m on the wrong plane I left my bomb on the other one my BANGTAN BOMB HAH HA I TRICKED YOU YOU THOUGHT I MEANT REAL BOM- WAIT WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME…
- Suga: What's this?
- Suga: /scrolls and blinks/
- Suga: This is so stupid
- Suga: How does this work?!
- Suga: Ummm I'll pretend I didn't see that
- Suga: What does she do all day?
- Suga: Is this some type of stalking?
- Suga: Whatever I don't have time for this
- Suga: /lays on the couch/ /texting/
- You: /comes into the room/ Hey you~
- Suga: Do you stalk idols?
- You: What?
- Suga: That thing there
- You: You went on my Tumblr?!?!
- Suga: Wae? Should I not have? What's on there? /wiggles eyebrows/
- You: nothing!
- Suga: /takes the laptop and runs/
- You: Yoongi!!!
You’re either like this:
Or You’re like this:
Or You’re like This:
…….Or All of the above.
JIMIN: “bikes are not a barrier when ur as cute as me” *ends up falling off and sits there rethinking his entire life*
RAP MONSTER: “holy shit I need to rap about this” *starts rapping about the feeling of being on a bicicle and the wind in your face and then runs into a wall*
V: ” hey I’ve…
Jin: Who’s this bitch driving an SUV with prettier hair than mine. I’mma have to pULL HER OVER. IT’S TICKET TIM E. ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
J-Hope: /moves to Canada to become mountie/ hellA HORSES!!?!
Jimin: m’am i’m going to have to ask to see your license. because i neED TO KNOW IF YOU’Re LICENsED TO BE THA…
- V: Tumblr?
- V: Do I fall on this?
- V: Pictures.... Pictures.... Pictu- oo a butterfly!
- V: Are there pictures of me?
- V: Lions!
- V: Me~~~~~ o u o
- V: What is this?
- V: ...
- V: The pictures are moving!!! O.O
- V: Daebak!
- V: What's this thing that looks like a Q? /clicks it/
- V: What happened?
- V: ...
- V: Did I break it?!?!
- V: Where are the moving pictures?!
- V: T^T
- You: /comes in/ What's going on?
- V: I BROKE THE TUMBLR THING!!!
- You: /looks at the computer/ You just logged out Taehyung
- V: Oh... Okay! ^^
- You: /goes to log back in/
- V: Nuuuuu! make me one first!
- You: /raises an eyebrow/
- V: I like the moving pictures /awkward smile/
JIN: yes Jin scrub. Scrub all the germs away. *mumbles* filthy peasants
JIMIN: can someone help me turn the water on I can’t reach it
RAP MONSTER: *breaks handle* *house floods*
SUGA: *takes 0.0000005 second shower* okay that should be enough cleanliness for a whole month good job suga
play this at my funeral